达人与长辈 - I

达人说: "难到太婆要打通我的任督二脉? 爷爷啊, OK的吗?"


达人说: "我吃奶的时候不可有人骚扰, 先带上我的Helmet!"


达人吸着说: "我的主要工作就是喝奶奶, 所以要认真地喝, 才会快高长大!"
我说: "是的, 爸爸可以清楚的看到已及感受到你那认真的眼神! Good Job! Well done!"

Grandparents
Today Dá Rén met his great grandmother, the very first time coming to my house after Dá Rén was borned. She was excited while looking at Dá Ré. Later, follow by tons of comments and advise from her past experiences...Hmmm... Have a great lesson...

达人洗白白

达人说: "Kimochi... 冲好凉好舒服. 我的浴袍好大件呐!"


我问说: "爸爸抱抱舒服吗?"
达人满脸迷惑的看着我说: "Eeeeee... 还是少了些瓜..."


我老婆问说: "爸爸抱抱, 还是妈妈怀抱比较舒服呢?"
达人笑嘻嘻的说: "Hmmmmm... 世上只有妈妈好..." (想着粮食就在附近, Happy到~~!)

Take bath
I still cannot master the skill to bath Dá Rén. Quite difficult learn as he is active and nervous during bath. All must be done within 5~10 minutes. If not, he will start engine (crying)...

达人的短片

达人说: "随着风靡一时的15Malaysia短片小电影, 我也来个主题, 叫作<我在政府部门的日子>!"

Short Film
Dá Rén short film, I forgot to open the sound recorder...

达人长大喽

达人说: "肚脐好凉快哦! 我已经长大喽, 爸爸妈妈快点买新衣给我呐!"
我很惊讶地说: "达达啊, 你好像才15天大, 酱快衣服就不能穿? 衣服缩水还是你大肚腩呐?"


达人打signal(眨只眼)说: "不要紧啦, 我穿美美才会吸引美眉抱抱. 不要告诉妈咪呐, 男人的约定哦!"

Grown Up Speed
Dá Rén grow up very fast, some of the clothes are too small for him now.

政府诊所

今天政府诊所派护士到家来检查达人及妈妈. 本来护士应该在达人出世两三天以内会来, 怎知等了两个星期都不见踪影. 我只好打点话去"通知"政府诊所. 早上8点打去, 大该11点酱护士就骑motor来. 护士秤一秤达人, 已经3800gram, 体重增加了400gram. 护士也发现达人有点黄, 叫我们到带他到政府诊所检查. 由于我在工作, 达人的爷爷和姨婆就带他去附近的政府诊所验血. 开始以为抽血时达人会哭得很大声, 怎知他还是睡得很香呢...

Government Clinic
Today nurse from government clinic at Prai area pay a visit to Dá Rén and my wife. I triggered them 8:00am in the morning by phone call and the nurse came at 11:00am. She check on Dá Rén and found that he is slightly jaundice. Now his weight is 3800gram, increasing about 400gram. Supposingly goverment clinic should send a nurse to check on baby and mum 3 days after delivery but now Dá Rén already 2 weeks old. Nevertheless, as long as they came, then we can bring Dá Rén to government clinic for free injection. Save money...

牛皮达人

阿皮很心急, 一睡醒就哭着要奶奶!


阿皮哭着说: "哇哇~~!!! 怎么没人理我... 哇~~!! 哇哇哇~~~!" (~70dB)


我们就安慰他: "哎唷! Sayang啦! 奶奶要来了!" (稍微有点好转)


阿皮又哭着说: "你们骗我, 我的order怎么还没来... 哇哇哇~~~!"


哎唷, 不知牛BB是不是都是那么心急... 是时候给阿皮一个正式的网名. 想一想他在牛年出世, 就用牛字头. 保留皮字, 再加上达人, 就叫牛皮达人吧! 希望达人可以撇开牛脾气, 不要太玩皮, 能健健康康的长大, 已是我们最大的欣慰了.

Nickname Dá Rén
From now on I will call him Dá Rén as his nickname in the blog. Dá Rén is crying so loud when he is hungry. I think all the babies are the same...

奇怪的表情

阿皮含羞答答的对妈妈说: "妈咪... 我想..."


阿皮急着说: "我想... 我想... 呼!呼!"


阿皮很急很急地说: "我... 我... 快忍不住了!"


阿皮禁不住大喊: "哎呀~呀~~~!!!"


阿皮松一口气说: "呼, 好舒畅!"


阿皮不好意思地说: "嘻嘻... 人家还小忍不住嘛..." (手擦汗)

Strange Expression
Although we cannot understand baby languague, but from his face expression we know... he is making something... specially for mum and dad...

阿皮的脐带

今天阿皮的脐带端滑脱了, 露出小小的肚脐.


老婆把他的脐带端收在红包封里.


拍一下阿皮姑姑送的床. 我给阿皮试吃我新买的奶嘴, 看来他挺enjoy.

Ah Pí's Umbilical Stump
After 7 days, Ah Pí 's stump finally drop off. We kept it in an angpow.

阿皮的表姐

今天阿皮的表姐嘉嘉来探望阿皮. 介绍一下, 嘉嘉是我堂姐的大女儿. 嘉嘉还是第一次看到这样小的Baby, 目不转睛的忘着阿皮.


嘉嘉看得挺入神...


阿皮很得意的说: "姐姐仔, 没见过靓仔啊?"


阿皮说: "妈咪, 我还想喝奶奶呐!"


阿皮激动地说: "敢不给我喝奶奶, 看我的Ultraman激光炮, 呀~~~!"


阿皮认真地说: "请放心, 没有人在此事件中受伤..."

Ah Pí Little Cousin
This is the first met between Ah Pí and Jia Jia. Jia Jia was starring at Ah Pí for quite some time, maybe she never see such a little baby before... Both are cute!

阿皮的纹身

仔细一看, 原来阿皮右手背上有块类似淤青的胎记. 看来阿皮你的来头不小, 小小年级学人纹身... 阿皮说: "怎么样, 没见过左边龙, 右边虎的Baby吗?"


胎记是昨天拍的, 放张今天的阿皮的靓仔相. 哈哈, 霸占我的床睡地很甜呐!

Birthmark
There is a birthmark at Ah Pí's right hand. I never notice it until my aunty told me when she was giving Ah Pí a bath. After I checking in wikipedia, I found out this is Mongolian spot (type of birthmark), and it look like bruise.

阿皮九连拍

(图片秩序: 左到右, 上至下)

先来个调皮的吐舌...
哎呀, 不要再拍我了啦...
啊~~! 好害羞啊!
还拍? 想吃我的拳头吗?
HO! HO! HO!
我知道要怎么对付你了!
我对你很失望!
唉! 我不想见到你!
还来, 我不再手下留情了!

阿皮今天才出世四天已经表情多多, 好可爱呐! 看他天真无邪的样子, 真是HAPPY到~~!

Baby Expression
No wonder people always said parents won't get bored with their baby. So cute ne!

阿皮的花篮

很感谢老婆KNOWLES的同事们送来的花篮, 阿皮说: "谢谢你们呐!"

Flower Bouquet
Thanks for the gift from my wife colleagues in KNOWLES.

喂奶时间到

阿皮说: "我要快高长大! 我要喝多点..."

阿皮说: "很大瓶的奶奶呐... Oishi..."

阿皮昏沉沉的对我说: "我醉奶了... "

现在阿皮一肚子饿, 就哭得很大声, 以示抗议! 我们打算哺乳, 不过老婆身体还在复原当中, 还不能产生很多乳汁. 过多一天再给阿皮哺乳, 老婆Gambatte, 老公支持你!

Ah Pí Feeding Time
We would like to breast feeding Ah Pí but now my wife still in recovery stage and did not produce much milk. So have to depends on cow milk at this point of time. It may be hard for breast feeding but we'll not give up easily because brest feeding is good for baby. Let see how in the next few days...

阿皮出院了

阿皮说: "很热呐, 爸爸你没交电费吗?" (推开被单)
我说: "付了你的出院费哪有钱呐?"
阿皮说: "哎... 穷爸爸..." (手掌拍头)


阿皮又说: "好想喝奶奶呐..."


Home Sweet Home
Finally Ah Pí and my wife was discharged from hospital at 2:00pm. So excited but there still a lot of baby/women stuff need to be bought. Anyway, welcome home, my lovely wife and Ah Pí!

阿皮的短片

阿皮说: "爸爸妈妈呢? 偷瞄一下看你们在哪里."
阿皮说: "喔~~! 护士喂得我很饱呐, 感觉好睏喔!"
老婆说: "阿皮睡觉嘴开开像谁?"
我说: "我不知道!" (眼睛看上面)

Sleeping Ah Pí
Ah Pí says: "Ho~~! so tired ne...."

阿皮出世了 (下)

二话不说, 就进入Baby洗澡房.

护士D看到我进来, 对我说: "Baby的爸爸?"
我看看她, 正在替Baby洗澡抹身.
她看看我, 对我说: "你baby在那边!". 手指指向旁边躺在灯光下的baby.
说完她放下手上的Baby, 拿了阿皮脚上的标签, 让我认证妈妈的名.
我看了猛点头. 护士D继续说: "Baby在9:40am出世, 重3.35kg, 48cm高."
我仔细一看说: "奇怪, 怎么嘴唇有血?"
护士D说: "Aiyo, 还没抹身呐!"
护士D继续说: "等下他就会白白净净了!"
我说: "Good!"


阿皮猛打哈欠呐!


阿皮说: "我很黏黏, 我要洗洗!"


阿皮再打一次哈欠呐!


冲好凉, 阿皮说: "Kimochi~~! 好舒服哦! 小睡片刻"


像谁呢? 母子俩都平安!

Ah Pí was Born
After a long waiting period of 39 weeks, Ah Pí finally come to this wonderful world as Bolehland citizen. He was born at 9:40am, weight 3.35kg, height 48cm. Ha ha, he is cute! Both mother and baby are healthy.

阿皮出世了 (上)

凌晨5:45am, 老婆摇醒我.

我说: "什么事喔?"
老婆说: "我肚子痛呐!"
我说: "要大便是不是?"
老婆说: "不是啦, 每十份钟痛一次..."
我说: "WHAT!!!"

赶快醒来, 老婆也去冲凉, 梳洗一番, 准备去医院.
6:50am - 从家里出发.
7:05am - 抵达Bagan Specialist医院.
7:10am - 登记入院, Deposit RM2500.
7:15am - 老婆进入产房.
8:00am - 医生来了, 检查老婆状况.
8:15am - 医生叫我进产房, 解释老婆的状况. 目前开了3cm, 医生也刺破了洋水, 加快生产速度. 医生估计1pm才会生.
8:30am - 跟老婆闲聊一阵子, 就带岳母去吃早餐.
9:00am - 吃了早餐后, 回到家.
9:15am - Updating blog...
9:30am - 医院MISI打来我手机.

护士A说: "我是Bagan Specialist的Nurse, 你是KUAN的Husband吗?"
我说: "是的!"
护士A说: "请等等..."
护士B说: "Elo, Mr. Lee, anda dekat mana?"
我说: "Dekat rumah, apa macam?"
护士B说: "Aiyo, you punya wife nak bersalin now. Datang cepat!"
我说: "Ok ok, datang sekarang!"
护士B说: "Pandu perlahan-lahan ya!"

听了电话后火速赶到医院!
9:45am - 抵达Bagan Specialist医院.
9:50am - 进入产房.

护士C看到我匆匆进来产房, 对我说: "KUAN的Husband吗?"
我说: "我老婆呢?"
护士C说: "还在产房缝针, 你baby在那边呐!"
我说: "WHAT!!!"

阿皮第39周

现在阿皮已经39周了, 医生说阿皮的头还没下到最下面, 还没有生产的迹象. 医生帮阿皮照个3D. 看到这个3D照我们都很惊讶, 因为可以看到阿皮稍微张开嘴巴露出牙齿. 不过医生说那不是牙齿, 还未出世怎么可能会生牙齿呢?


接下来医生检查阿皮脐带的血压, 很顺畅, 一切正常.


量一量阿皮的重量, 还是2921gram, 和两个星期前的重量只有微差一点儿. 难到阿皮他在Keep Fit? 还是老婆暗中帮阿皮减肥呢? 我老婆在待产中, 一直问我阿皮为什么还不要put出来...

Ah Pí 39th Week
Ah Pí is 39th week already, weight 2921gram, gain only 1gram since 37th week. Hmm... Is it because of my wife purposely keep fit so that she can labor easily?